Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Rogue Nation Bails Out its Citizens!

In economics, a bailout is an act of loaning or giving capital to a failing business in order to save it from bankruptcy, insolvency, or total liquidation and ruin.

These days, you can’t turn the corner without hearing something about the crumbling economy and the planned bailout (biting my tongue on what I think about all of that). The United States government has allocated $787 billion to bail out the nation during this recession. But they aren’t the only nation taking action.

Rogue Nation has put together a bailout plan to aid Rogue Nation citizens during these difficult financial times, appropriately named the Rogue Nation Bailout Program (RNBOP).

Twice-a-day, at each of the embassies (read: Rogue locations), the Rogue Nation Bailout Program pays 100% of a customer(s) tab. Each unsuspecting person or group is randomly chosen, inducted into the Rogue Nation (if not already a citizen) and relieved of their debt to Rogue. Since the program was put into effect, Rogue has bailed out over 350 tabs.

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